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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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So I just finished reading The Enemy yesterday and I’ve been in so much pain because of this book that I’m already rereading it. I have nothing better to do until the rest of the series comes in the mail. Every time I see Callum’s name I die a little inside.

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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“Dean, I’m sorry.”

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equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

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neppto:

Mybaby

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I’ve joined a new fandom and it hurts so much. I will recruit Miranda by the end of the week.

The fan base is too small. There’s too little fanfiction. Too little fanart. We need to fix this. Together, Miranda and I can make this fandom ten times more painful than it already is.

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

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attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

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